Hey there Sports Pros and Average Bros out there! It's that magical time of the year again! The NCAA Tournament!
"But Average Bro! That tournament is so long and I don't go to (enter college with a good basketball team here)! Why should I watch and have a rooting interest?"Well Mr. Question pants! I have an answer for you!
The NCAA Tournament ALSO means it's time for the 3rd Annual Sports Pro and the Average Bro Bracket Battle!
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That's right! Selection Sunday is coming up and that means its time to fill out your brackets and put them into the running with other similarly minded sports pros and average bros alike!
Click here and you'll be directed to the awesome page on ESPN where you can enter your bracket! The password is: Prosandbros
What? You're still here?
"Yeah Average Bro! I'm not sure if I want to enter your Bracket Battle even though it only takes a minute and I'd be totally lame not to! Why do you think I should enter?"What kinda question is that!? You got some nerve you know that?! You're asking for it question guy!
So anyway, you want some reasons for joining into this battle? (other than it being super awesome and competitive and ohmygoodnessgracious just do it!). Here are a few:
1. PRIZES!!!
That's right boys and girls! Prizes! Do you like Prizes? Of course you do!!! What kind of prizes you ask? ALL KINDS! Who know's what they will be!? T-Shirts? Maybe! Trophies? Could be! Cash? Probably not, but whatever makes you join! You could get prizes for winning or losing or even...
2. TWEET WARS!!!
YEP! New to this years Bracket Battle is the TWEET WAR! Got something funny to say about the tournament? Got some awesome stat that we've never heard before? Got a picture of you putting Duke Coach Mike Sha-Shev-ski (I refuse to google how to spell it) in a headlock? Tweet it with the hashtag #SPABMadness! If we like it better than anyone else's you'll earn a point for that round! Will the winner of the Tweet War get a prize too!? Maybe! Only one way to find out!!!
3. BECOME A VERY-VERY-SUPER-MINOR SPORTS BLOG CELEBRITY!
Winning a Bracket Battle of this magnitude is not easy. It takes time and effort and great know how. Actually it just takes an internet connection and some clickin' fingers...BUT STILL! If you win, that must mean that you're life is super terribly interesting! The Sports Blog world should know about you! That's why the winner of the Battle (in addition to fabulous prizes beyond your most below average dreams) will get a sit down/email/skype/carrier pigeon interview with the Sports Pro and the Average Bro themselves! It's the perfect time for you to promote your business or tell the world how awesome you are or propose to your girlfriend! If you get your story told by this mediocre not very highly trafficked sports blog...the possibilities are literally ENDLESS*!
*(Possibilities subject to change.)
Join now: http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/en/group?groupID=15621&entryID=186434 Password: Prosandbros
If you've gotten this far and you still haven't submitted your Bracket then I don't know what to tell you. If none of this entices you then you must be a zombie with limited interest in college basketball or minor stardom. (Also, if a zombie submits their bracket, they get a prize automatically) If you still need a push here are some awesome celebrity testimonies!
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| LeBron gives it the "thumbs up"! |
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| Finally something they can agree on! |
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| The real reason behind the signing! |
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| Leave it to A-Rod to find the silver Lining! |
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| We didn't want to use him but he just kept on calling! |
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