(Reported) ROY possibly to Cleveland? (Reportedly)

This image might look familiar! That's right! It's right below this post! Except now it's all Cavalier-ed!

That's right! THe Cleveland Cavaliers got another part of their LeBron James severance package from the totally fair and not at all fixed National Basketball Association in the form of the first overall pick. The Philadelphia 76ers sold their fan base on the idea that "the 3rd pick is good enough, plus we got that 10th pick too so we'll be just fine."

Well apparently the Sixers don't feel as fine as they let on, because they are reportedly trying to get that first round pick that they had so heinously stolen from them.

There has also been talk ever since the end of the regular season about the possibility of trading ROY and teen-heart throb, Michael Carter-Williams. Is this the time where it happens?


You have to think what it would take to pry the first round pick from Cleveland's cold lifeless hands. It would at least take the 3rd overall pick. Would that and the 10th do the trick? I don't think so. Plus do they want to give up both first round picks? Does this team have enough depth for that kind of a gamble?

Then again, maybe the Cavs would be happy to give up that first pick. It's not like it's done anything for them 2 of the last 4 years they've had it. Probably cursed! Cursed by the ghost fat Drew Carey!

But I do think, if the Cavs end up feeling generous or scared or stupid enough to get out of that first overall pick, it would probably involve some MCW movement of some kind.

That being said...PLEASE DON'T TRADE HIM SIXERS! HE'S JUST A BOY! THINK OF HIS FUTURE! THINK OF WHERE HE WOULD GROW UP! THINK OF HOW MUCH HE WOULD BE HATED WHEN HE INEVITABLY HAS TO LEAVE BECAUSE THE TEAM'S UNMATCHEDLY POOR MANAGEMENT DOES NOTHING TO HELP HIM WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP! THINK OF HIS HAIR LINE!